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July 1, 2015 - April 29, 2026

(1a)


Google Docs open

Writing poem

Fucker listening to goreshit

Tabs open inon Chrome

YouTube

Last.fm Music Profile

Oshawott (Pokémon) Bulbapedia

Messenger Facebook

So you don't know how to write

A poem well that is too

Sad cuz I ain't helping

You figure it out your

Self fucking gibberish

Cheater cheater

Pants ablaze

Technology........SUCKS

Hey fuck this

I'm going out to restaurant

Its name is Chez Monyou

Would you like to come

Or would you like to stay

Wait hold

On

What the fuck is that

Is that a

Demon from Hell

Question mark

I feel dizzy

I'm about to pass out

Wee were all dead

Top Gun Maverick

Jan Hammer

Crockett's Theme

Versus Madis Nightwalk

(Live Cover)

Honor Him slash We Are Now Free [...]


(3)


The news came in today that I'm still not

making a progress in trying to regain my

focus on the things I need to get past over

and now my whole life is at a whole new

low in terms of my mental health when it

comes to psychology and sociology over

these last few years thanks to my own

restrained life choices and this is really all

I have left at this point.


It's simply all these thoughts that count,

don't they?


(4)


once i turn on the oven

BAM! - an electric spark

and it all goes out in an instant


i try to explain it to my sister

she keeps flubbing my words

no wonder why i'm pissed off at you


then i text to my dad

he calls me

tells me to start studying already


and now i get to be told off

why can't i just fucking listen?

all of this is an order

what feels like a chore

a simple task that i can do


but i still rest on this lumpy bed

and now i wish for all the people to die

all over many a stupid reason

and after all my years of being tormented

being dragged around like a voodoo doll

feeling like i'm a nobody

a total fucking loser

a pathetic ne'er-do-well

a literal manchild

a black sheep in society

whatever the fuck


there's no way out of this madness i created

it's problem after problem

all for nobody's sake

and now i turn around

and see myself in the mirror

regretting every single life decision i made

i wish i could fix what i broke

i refuse to let it go

it's not over

i don't care

it's the only thing i want


(5)


Motherfucker the wind is still blowing

I really dont know whats up with the weather today

And okay yup theres a thunder

My weak point

Im like pretty sure its going at a 100 miles per hour doesnt it

Its so weird cuz like it has about weeks ago

And i was terrified for the life of me

It was going to strike down on our house any minute now

Like holy shit calm down

Why are you so vicious

Its too much for me

Im like such a baby still

I was just about to play ambient music on spotify

But i guess i have to throw in the towel for now


(6)


HOT MELT GLUE GUN!!!!

...... wait why is it 'hot melt' now? strange..

you mean you cant use that shit for longer periods of time until melts into fucking glue or smth??

am i missing a puzzle piece at this point

where do you even find those things

,, ho you mean Devin Townsend Devlab, that album no one likes apparently? ..cool

i dont know why you even referenced some odd album from the 00's

you couldve told me firsthand

now im thinking how can a fucking glue gun be hot melt like im sorry whaaat????

-isnt it strange im not even trying to comprehend how shit even works hahah

..?

yeah also i failed my history exam, goddammit

i was supposed to fix it to get to 11 but now i cannot anymore

fuckk

this is literally the wORST FUCKING YEAR OF MY LIFE !!!!!!!!

yeesh, i need some fucking rest

hhh..


(7)


~If you're Daft Punk, then I'm deadmau5~

Your sounds make me go fluster

But your masks keep me in the shadows

~BACK INTO REAL LIFE WE GO TOGETHER~


(8)


Only the strangest things can

Eradicate what i have made because

Im the only one who still has

All the fucking power to turn

You all into mush


Saucerful, it must be a miraculous velocity!


(2)


Only here to binge

And embrace the cringe

Never was a big fan

Otherwise I'll never stand

All the bloated fringe


(1c)


[...] 8 PM August 29th 2022

Staring at computer

Google Docs still open

Tabs

Category Oshawott

Poems 2008 present

Work in progress

Jack in the Box album Wikipedia

Listens on Spotify

Car Seat Headrest

Kimochi Warui

(When)

Repeat 73 times

Goodbye forever

Closing doors

BAM


(9)


I'm the fool of the world,

bigger than another oneself.

A shadow of my former self,

I'm not as strong as I thought.

The many things I said in the past

keep coming back to taunt me.

All that I said because I wanted to,

because I thought that it was right,

and I had any reason for it.

Now I honestly wish I hadn't,

because they make me look like a fool.

Many an unconscious decision,

because I didn't know any better.


(8a)


y'know why they do?

cuz they're not as

stupid as you think

they are, yet you

think you're immune

from the people's

many stupidities

and think the world

only revolves around

broken bottles

and smelly rat poop


(10)


save yourself that penny for the ferryman

or prepare to suffer along with the others


you will never

cut me up

because you will

never make it out alive


and the hills from far far away will lead you to...


The Elvenpath


(8b)


It's been over year

since I've laid my eyes upon you,

and now I'm wondering

if I was ever obsessed with you.

[...]

trash pals

or shit pals

I guess you still keep consuming that trash

The people still keep giving to you.

But is that stuff any good for you?

You'll probably die within a few years or so.

At least I tried to warn you.


(11)


Why Cat in Heels: The Final Desire is a True Masterpiece


you've never SEEN true beauty, this is it!

our buddies have done it AGAIN! this is a film we never asked for but WANTED!

the amount of work and passion that went into it is simply DELICATE!

it shall not go understated, not even ONCE!

this is a movie you MUST go and see for yourself! you do NOT want to miss it!


11 out of 10, bitch!


(12)


sleepy sleepy

falling into sleep mode

i haven't really had much sleep last night

so could you please put something on

i'm about to fall asleep

real nice comfort

just need only 10 hours of sleep

otherwise i'll wake up on the wrong side of the bed


(13)


OH MY GOD I LITERALLY HAVE ONLY 19 HOURS TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THIS CRAP WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW???

come on now just calm down and breathe deeply there's no need to worry everything will be alright

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS JUST NOW COULDN'T YOU HAVE HELPED ME EARLIER OR SOMETHING????

hey you were the one who didn't message me at all during summer you could have told me to help you

GEE WELL THANKS SO MUCH NOW I'M SO FUCKING DOOMED FOR THE LIFE OF ME I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!

jesus christ


(-2)


Sometimes...

I'm a little anxious,

and I can't concentrate on my homework.


(-1)


Sometimes...

I feel

as if I have devoured

lots of french fries.


(14)


Sometimes...

the world does not keep on giving enough.

No more of what I ever held onto,

what I held too dear to my heart.


(0)


I don't know

what to do.


I don't know

what to say.


I don't know

where to go.


I know nothing...


Nothing...


(15)


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i hope i guessed your name right...now WHERE'S MY 100 BUCKS


(16)


well into the room

i am prospering

about the future

and letting these

translucent bits

of air particles

flow through me


inside the room

where there is no

breathing space

there is always

a lot of me that

has no flaw

regardless of

what i thought

i was doing

away from you


(17)


only i don't know

what lies beneath


the world doesn't tell


so passionless

to the end

and nothing seems

to make sense anymore


so i guess

i have no choice

to make on my own


if all i do

is prosper

then nothing

will come to me


no one to help me


(19)


Piece o' paper

with the piece o' gold

that I threw away

just for nothin'...

I don't know what compels me

just to have a piece o' digital note?


(20)


it's sad

that i know

that it's sad

that certain people

tend to feel

certain emotions

and it's sad

that i know

that it's sad

that certain people

do not know

certain empathy

towards other people


(18)


Endless.

The weight is endless.


It pulls me down

from time to time.

It pulls me away

from this position.

And it doesn't stop.


I keep on going down

further and further.

I keep on going

until I reach a point

where I'm no longer

this shell of what I used to be.

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