Morning Chore: Cleaning Up the Dog's Piss

February 11, 2023

no brainer you say?

what if it had been on the fridge?

pretend it's only an object

just so you can pee on it

what does it smell like?

it's piss, oh it's piss

anything else I can say?

let it all out then

but don't start making it all pissy

I ain't having the last laugh

don't start making me puke

with your fecal matter and spew

oh, you're sick?

I'm so sorry then

what did you swallow again?

was it the walnut shells again

that those fucking crows dropped?

or was it something else?

like your own poop?

you don't know what you're doing

you're a bit crazy, dog

take a rest for a while now

if I catch you peeing in the house again

just know I'm not okay with this